Chapter 31: Triple Trouble

Oh dear, it looks like Kailani is planning her revenge on Vlad already... Vlad should be concerned, when this challenge is over he will have made (in all senses of the word) 100 enemies for himself. Nicholas began to get very bored of popcorn. Beggers starving toddlers, can't be choosers, Nicholas! Twins Nicholas and Chadwick …

Chapter 30: Cracking on in Coffins

Devonte expressed his distaste with being forced to do yet another school project. You'll thank me once you're free, Devonte. Kailani implored Bearcula for help but was met with impassive silence and a cold vacant stare. Sorry Kailani, nothing can save you now except childhood. I let Keaton and Devonte play on the jungle gym. …

Chapter 29: Vlad Joins The Fifty-Mile-High Club

So nowadays I play with this on my lap: I will make a Simmer of him yet! Anyways, back to the game! Devonte wore a used popcorn bowl as a shoe... Or perhaps he was contemplating eating his foot since he has been sadly deprived of protein. I think the dungeon broke Kailani. Evangeline and …

Chapter 28: What Responsibilities?

Devonte pondered the problem of the gravity-defying popcorn bowl. If the Sims team don't fix this glitch soon, the sims may figure out they're  living in a simulation (a buggy simulation at that). Vlad mentored Bryce in vampire powers and Bryce looked unimpressed. Then, both Carlton and Bryce managed to get an A at school …

Chapter 27: Wet Woohoo

It was time to try for another baby. This time the lucky sim to contribute to Vlad's growing army family was Sofia Bjergsen. Not sure why they chose to woohoo in the shower whilst fully clothed but that's sims for you. A birthday cake appeared in the dungeon and Bradley wondered whether he could get …

Chapter 26: We’re Half Way There

First off, I need to apologise for not posting an update in so long not that anyone probably cares except me. The truth is that my life's been so hectic lately that I've not been able to play for months. First I went back to uni for my third year but within a few weeks I …

Chapter 25: Popcorn Head

Westley’s first sleep outside of the dungeon took place on the bathroom floor where he passed out from exhaustion. The grind of studying will be worth it in the end, Westley. Uh so I found Bernardo just creepily standing here... In case you can’t tell from the first picture, he is standing at the top …

Chapter 24: Don Lothario Gets Lothario’ed

First up, we have Cole becoming a toddler. Then Shane became a teen. Shane is Nalani's son and he ended up being a vampire-mermaid hybrid. Here he is doing the mermaid squeaking animation. You can see his pointy teeth. I wanted to see what Shane's mermaid form looked like so I made him get into …

Chapter 23: Doing the Yucky With Yuki

With one household slot free, it was time to make another baby. So, I had Vlad invite over Yuki Behr (don't worry I aged her up to YA so she's totally legal). They had a first kiss... … After which Vlad wasted no time in harvesting some genes At this point I noticed an escapee …

Chapter 22: Beating The Kids

Since Vlad has achieved everything he set out to do in Sulani, I moved the family back to Forgotten Hollow - or should I say Unforgotten Hollow? No, I probably shouldn't. That's an awful joke. The first thing I did after the move was reincarcerate the toddlers. Unfortunately something went wrong when I tried to …