With one empty household slot to fill, I sent Vlad off to break into the house of his next donor. Ever since the founder of my legacy save married Travis Scott, I have had a bit of a soft spot for him. So, how did I choose to express my affection? By inflicting Vlad on … Continue reading Chapter 36: Vlad The Social Media Star
So, when I started up my game this was the first thing that happened. Vlad: Oh no, not this again... Yeah, Vlad was abducted for the THIRD time! Those aliens must really like him. We had a full house so no alien pregnancy could result and besides I have made the probability of alien pregnancies … Continue reading Chapter 35: A Celebrity Scandal
Maricela enjoyed some burnt popcorn. I still don't know why it comes out burnt so often because cleaning the machine didn't solve the issue. Oh well, it's not like I care about the toddlers' health or happiness anyway! You hear that Micheal? I said I don't care about your health or happiness so you can … Continue reading Chapter 34: 2/3rds Done And Leave the Cake Alone!
Chadwick decided to visit and stand creepily staring at the house, thinking of Vlad all the while. I think he might be staking out the property in preparation for an attempted assassination... Clifton decided to do his homework directly on the table. How is he doing well at school again? The teachers must be afraid … Continue reading Chapter 33: More Homewrecking
We begin this chapter with Vlad for no apparent reason deciding to yell at Chadwick, who was working on a school project at the time. Vlad: I like to shout at them at random intervals. It keeps them on their toes and toughens them up. Can't have weaklings in my army! Just some typical Vlad … Continue reading Chapter 32: Vlad The Homewrecker
Oh dear, it looks like Kailani is planning her revenge on Vlad already... Vlad should be concerned, when this challenge is over he will have made (in all senses of the word) 100 enemies for himself. Nicholas began to get very bored of popcorn. Beggers starving toddlers, can't be choosers, Nicholas! Twins Nicholas and Chadwick … Continue reading Chapter 31: Triple Trouble
Devonte expressed his distaste with being forced to do yet another school project. You'll thank me once you're free, Devonte. Kailani implored Bearcula for help but was met with impassive silence and a cold vacant stare. Sorry Kailani, nothing can save you now except childhood. I let Keaton and Devonte play on the jungle gym. … Continue reading Chapter 30: Cracking on in Coffins
So nowadays I play with this on my lap: I will make a Simmer of him yet! Anyways, back to the game! Devonte wore a used popcorn bowl as a shoe... Or perhaps he was contemplating eating his foot since he has been sadly deprived of protein. I think the dungeon broke Kailani. Evangeline and … Continue reading Chapter 29: Vlad Joins The Fifty-Mile-High Club
Devonte pondered the problem of the gravity-defying popcorn bowl. If the Sims team don't fix this glitch soon, the sims may figure out they're living in a simulation (a buggy simulation at that). Vlad mentored Bryce in vampire powers and Bryce looked unimpressed. Then, both Carlton and Bryce managed to get an A at school … Continue reading Chapter 28: What Responsibilities?
It was time to try for another baby. This time the lucky sim to contribute to Vlad's growing army family was Sofia Bjergsen. Not sure why they chose to woohoo in the shower whilst fully clothed but that's sims for you. A birthday cake appeared in the dungeon and Bradley wondered whether he could get … Continue reading Chapter 27: Wet Woohoo